trapghoul: the mra argument that women winning more custody battles is “reverse sexism” doesn’t even make sense do you know why women win? because the courts think that that’s what we do. we raise kids. men have told society that that’s all we’re good for for the longest time and now you’re getting mad because we’re following the standard you set? why we don’t spend as much time in jail?...
Reagan was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time: in the White House...– Jon Stewart (via seriouslyamerica)
He phoned the restaurant and tried to book a table, but when he said when he...– Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams (via montrealmighteatitsyoung)
God we fuck up teenagers’ heads. We tell them that biological conditions are...– The Pervocracy - “Teenage Panic.” (via klonazepam)
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
theehobbitch: Sometimes I just really want to cuddle~~ but I have no one to cuddle with (._.) I live a life of no cuddles.
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism